Things My Friends Say

“Water has 0 calories?! People have to be told this?! It’s fucking WATER!”

John James, reacting to a radio advertisement

“Is that a poorly constructed construction paper penis?”

Emily Ewing, on seeing a child’s art project in the gutter

Please join us next time, when more hilarious things are said.

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